Blaster
\Blast"er\, n. One who, or that which, blasts or destroys.

This is the begining of a completely pointless endevor to create ficticious stories about real events and people.
Soon this page will contain many altered photographs and even more "news" stories, it will include surveys and
Movie reviews. We at Blaster will talk about everything that comes to mind, most normally this will be useless and pointless

Now you're asking what's the point of all this? Why would anyone want to waste time writing all that?
Because we are people with to much time on our hands and very vivid imaginations. We have the option of doing something
productive or doing this, and I personally choose this!

Now you're saying, man you're a loser I'm outta here! and to you people I say Opinions are like assholes.
The others of you who want to see more on this site, continue on. look around, see what we have done, and then say
man you're a loser i'm outta here!

COMING SOON!
Dom Deluise grows 100ft tall and eats this!
Man or God: Andy Rickter
Aliens invade chinatown!
Worlds smallest man charged with murder!
Mutated cattle claim montana as homeland!